It is that time of year when you go really? The thought of Black Friday nearly broke us. We sat down with calculators to work out the perfect “deal”. We looked at margins. We tweaked numbers. We tried to create those dramatic discounts you see everywhere, but no one really believes. Then the spreadsheets got messy. The percentages stopped making sense. 52.7% off a battery only sounds like a good deal when you need a battery.
We didn't need to look behind the mop bucket for items we couldn't sell. At one point we realised we were arguing about decimals. And then the biscuits ran out. That’s when we knew we’d gone a bit mad.
So we scrapped the whole thing. We kept one simple rule. A clear 25% off everything in the store.
No mystery deals.
No sad leftover stock.
No 50% off items that no one purchased last year (or the year before) just to get the headline.
No games.
What will you grab while it’s still here?
Sale ends 23.59 (GMT) on Monday 1st December 2025. We even have a big timer on the website for you. Offers available while stocks last. Does not include shipping.
